A look at horror movies by someone who has too much time on his hands...

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Vampires Anonymous

You know, sometimes, there are movies that are just... there.
Not bad, not especially good either. Just sort of there...
Vampires Anonymous is like that.
It's... kind of funny. But just kind of.

Hip city vampire goes in to a twelve step program and is relocated to a rural town. He even adjusts his diet to sheep. Hilarity ensues.

There's a body count, but not a BAD body count, since it's kind of a comedy.

It's got production values. A score. Real actors. And relative to some other films I've seen recently (Night of the Lepus) pretty good effects.

But that's it. I don't miss the ninety minutes spent watching it... it was like eating a hamburger when you've got fillet mignon in the oven. It could have been worse, though.

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