A look at horror movies by someone who has too much time on his hands...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Transylmania

What the fuck kind of trash is this?
Transylmania is supposed to be some kind of... vampire, college student sex comedy.
Six college students from the States are taking a semester abroad to a college in Romania.
It's... oh god, the pain.

The only thing... THE ONLY THING that makes it bearable is the vampire hunter's family name: Van Sloan. It's a nod to Edward Van Sloan who played Van Helsing in the Bela Lugosi Dracula.

That's It.

(I made it 38 minutes into the 96 minute long movie. Now, I have to take a shower because I feel dirty.)
I can appreciate a wast of time as much as anyone but this... it puts the Suck into timesuck.

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