A look at horror movies by someone who has too much time on his hands...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Bloodrayne

I generally try to stay away from movies base on video games, especially ones directed by Uwe Boll. but

I saw the screewriting credit for Guinivere Turner and thought, well, that's a good sign.
Except apparently her script was late so there was no time for rewrites, so Boll had the actors work it out.

Instead of hiring extras, they hired prostitutes for a scene.

It's bad. Really (x3) bad.

Watching it, I realized it's set in the sort of Middle Ages the members of the SCA think they would have lived in.

Gah.
There's an hour and a half better spent hitting my toes with a hammer.


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