Rockula

If I should suggest you see Rockula, you should know that you've some how crossed me and I've developed a grudge. Seeing this movie would be my curse to you.

Yes, it's that bad.

Stanley is a vampire. His one true love reincarnates every twenty-two years, just for him to see her killed again by a pirates curse.

There's big hair.

There's eighties music, including Toni Basil and Thomas Dolby.

That does not save it.

After watching this, I felt it necessary to watch Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus just to bring my IQ up some of the points I lost during Rockula.